Grape Depression

What is $GRAPE?

$GRAPE is the saddest (but funkiest) fruit on the blockchain. Born from the crushing pressure of market downturns and fermented in the barrels of crypto despair, it's here to make you laugh through the pain. Whether you're down bad, up slightly, or just here for the memes — $GRAPE is your emotional support coin with a psychedelic twist!

🍇 Grape Fact #1

Studies show that looking at $GRAPE memes increases serotonin levels by 69%. (Source: We made it up, but it feels true.)

🍷 Grape Fact #2

The more $GRAPE you hold, the more sophisticated your wine palette becomes. (Warning: May cause sudden urges to buy expensive Bordeaux.)

✨ Tokenomics

🍇 Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 GRAPE (but 50% burned at launch)
💸 Tax: 0% (we take enough L's already)
🔒 Liquidity: Locked tighter than a sommelier's wine cellar
🧠 Governance: Community votes (or cries in harmony)
🔥 Deflationary: Regular burns (like our portfolios)

🚀 Grapemap

✅ Launch on Pump.fun (emotional damage included)
✅ Publicly cry on Twitter Spaces
🔜 Grape NFT collection (depressed grapes need art too)
🔜 Grape DAO (decentralized alcoholism)
🔜 Wine partnerships (Napa Valley or bust)
🔜 Grape therapy hotline (1-800-GRAPE-ME)
🔜 IRL grape stomping event (cathartic release)

😂 Meme Gallery

Our memes are like fine wine - they get better with age (or at least more depressingly funny).

Depressed grape staring at crypto charts